iswearimnotnaked:

when it finally gets to your favorite part of a song and someone turns it down

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(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

the-fake-commander-shepard:

My parents are lucky I was too lazy to go through a rebellious phase

(Source: shepardism, via originofholly)

guy:

when the artist u hate releases a catchy song

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(via 1dfankingdom)

    me: haha hey guys do u dare me to eat this whole thing of ice cream
    them: no
    me: *shaking my head and chuckling* i cant believe you guys are making me do this
    them: we're not
    me: *eating right out of the thing* this is so wild you guys you're so fucked up for making me do this

cakejam:

cakejam:

VERY NSFW!!!!!

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(Source: cakejam, via ruinedchildhood)

crocobaby:

Do you think every president goes through a awkward first few weeks in office when they’re not sure when’s the right time to ask if aliens are real or not?

(via foreveralone-lyguy)